The Otaku Sex-Help Hotline

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What is this?

We all know that otaku have a wide variety of fetishes and, over time, have gotten used to discussing and rationalizing them (for more of that, see erodatabaseanimal.tumblr.com). But one thing that doesn't get talked about is how our anime-related fetishes carry over into the real world.

Are you a guy who likes futanari? Do you put something in your ass to simulate being banged by a futa girl? If you're a guy who likes yuri, do you imagine yourself as the girl while you masturbate? Or vice-versa if you're a girl who likes yaoi? (and are you the seme or the uke?)

This is a place both to spill your guts (anonymously if you so choose) and to ask whatever questions you might have. Want to know how to enhance your sex life with your hand and the tools at your disposal? One of our answerers can most likely advise you. We're professionals.

There's no such thing as TMI on this blog. Be warned that what you read will likely be explicit. We're gonna spill the beans on how otaku really act in the bedroom, even when they're all alone~

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Notes &

July 19, 2010

Anonymous asked: I want to be the little girl. what do?

It helps if you have a high-pitched voice and aren’t too fat.